Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Is it possible to die from laughing?

So we all get the "forwards" emails where funny jokes and cute little best friend shit gets passed around until it's circled the globe a few times, but do you get the same thing on your phone in the form of a text message? I do. And I pass it on too. If it's funny. Or shocking enough. Today, it proved to be the highlight of my day. I swear I've never gotten a response to one like I did this time. So here's what the text message said...
I will go down on you &
make you extremely
happy then come back up
& fuck the shit out of u!
Sincerely, your gas prices.
and here are the responses I got...

LOL! Wasn't sure where that was heading!

I think I scared her. hehehe
I was fixing to ask you if you sent that to the right
person
Fixin to have to go take a cold shower but never mind
(side not: yes we are from Texas and yes we really do say "fixin to" or "fiddinto")
At first I thought you sent that to the wrong person!
(do I see a trend here? like am I just an idiot when it comes to the To: box? Jeez)
and here is my personal favorite, after receiving my text, my BFF2's husband (Rock) called her and this is the email I got from BFF2...
OMG, U JUST GAVE ROCK THE BIGGEST FREAKIN HEART ATTACK!!! HE GOT THE TEXT U JUST SENT, BUT DIDNT SEE THE PART WHERE IT SAID "SINCERELY, YOUR GAS PRICES" .....HE BOUT SHIT A BRICK, HE THOUGHT U TEXTED HIM THAT U WANTED TO GO DOWN ON HIM THEN COME BACK AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM----HE WAS SSSSOOOOOO FREAKIN OUT JUST NOW- HE CALLED ME AND WAS LIKE WTF IS UP WITH UR BFF- I WAS LIKE HUH??? THEN HE SENT ME THE TEXT SAME TIME U DID- THAT WAS FUNNY
and she even went on to say...
OMG unbalanced - it was so funny. he was like wtf is up with unbalanced, she sent me this text and he is all rambling on and on about why on earth were u talkin to him that way, i was like omg...send me the text babe, let me read it, so he sends it and i got it same time as urs, i read urs first then went to his and was like OMG, he didnt read the whole thing, he probably didnt get past the first line before he shit himself- ROFLMMFAO, i laffed so hard- u have to text him and tell him he is a nerd, u have to!!
believe it or not, that's not all she had to say about it either...
i told dad and he said he fell out of his chair he was laffin so hard- i thought it was from rock at first. i was kinda gettin excited- then i was like awwww unbalanced, ur killin me- lol then dad told gene and he fell out of his chair laffin so hard- lol
so of course i had to ask her what Rock said when she read him the last line...
he was like- oh, scared the shit out of me, i thought unbalanced lost her mind, i was like omg- i laffed at him so hard- poor guy!!! i just told mom about it oo- waitin on her response
to which "our" mom (which is technically, biologically BFF's mom) CALLED me. She was laughing so hard that all I could hear was wheezing. LOL, oh it's been a laugh a minute around here today.
 
posted by Unbalanced at 2:11 PM, |

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  At 9:42 AM Blogger Sinclair said:
If it's possible to die from laughing, I think I've managed a few deaths. ;o)

~Sin~
  At 5:58 PM Blogger Maria said:
Would you believe that I did the same thing that Rock did?

I speed read the thing and kind of skimmed over the last lines and then I sat there thinking, "Why would she think something like that was so funny?"

I finally read the last line again and managed to get the punch line, but I am heartily embarrassed that it took me THAT long.
  At 9:19 PM Blogger SassyFemme said:
Oh shit, that's too freakin' funny!
  At 7:10 AM Blogger Syd said:
First of all, I can't imagine telling my parents that. Funny!!

Second, I totally need to send you my cell number. LOL
  At 8:13 AM Blogger Unbalanced said:
Me too Sin!

Maria - lol, I'm glad you got it!

Sassy - it gave us a good laugh and passed the day quickly, lol.

Syd - yeah, our parents are kewl! DISCLAIMER - I can't be held responsible for any text messages that may be sent if you did send me your cell number. LOL


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